It’s likely that Hatchet Jack isn’t missing at all. Maybe he’s been around. Or maybe not. Maybe he’s still sitting along atop the freezing cold peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Who knows. I miss a lot of tweets and internet conversations because of other commitments and distractions. Despite that, it seems like he’s been radio silent.
Here’s my GIF. I want to add it to a missing persons poster, but I haven’t had time to figure that part out yet. In my head it’s something like Sean Placchetti’s “dancing Jim all over the world,” but with a missing persons poster… and Hatchet Jack.
Oh. I should also say that the Hatchet Jack face is from a photo found on the Google Images. The frames of the body and hatchet are from the brilliant “Shia LaBeouf Actual Cannibal.”